The Storyteller

[datura]

Kris, look, lemme school you a bit here love.

First, you can go to the aikido dojo, deal on the mat with the menz, but never, EVER win, with a bunch of females. They will always, kick your ass. So, this is where I must warn you, school you as a reminder - dont bite off more than you can chew? Dont pick a fight with someone, when its guaranteed you will lose? Always outnumbered - yes?

Now I, have myself, taken on five of the menz around here, at once, and they all - never, ever engaged in that mess, again. A woman with a sword is a deadly thing. So, just, back away from the nonsense and spare yourself, ok? *grins*

[Zamurito]

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That was rude.

Please. Spare me your false sentimentality.

I am not sure how I got into the conversation as I don't say much here, these days....

True, most of your gossip doesn't occur, Here.

I do have a question, though Kris, how do you know who is gossiping if you are not somehow taking part?

Have you never just observed?

[Zamurito]

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If folk have nothing better to talk about than me, well, God love em'. It really makes no difference what others think. What is important is what we think about ourselves. I must go back to the prison of taking things personally

Exactly!

Exactly??

If you understand and agree with this, why is your self-confidence so low then?

...or, are you saying you realize and understand why your self-confidence is so low and accept it?

[Zamurito]

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Gee Kris, tossing out four specific names hoping the titties would bite, huh?

No, no. That's already a given.

Kris - how long ago was it, you graduated from high school? Are you taking it personally, again? When is any of this bullshit folly around here a popularity contest?

Hmmm...graduated in 1984. You do the math.

Popularity contest? Always has been, always will be.

Maybe you and Erik should go out and have a drink together. Buddy-up. Im sure you two have a lot more in common than you'd think.

Maybe we should. Why are you bringing others into this? Daph! Could you please give Ellen a few comments on this.

[Zamurito]

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Kris, look, lemme school you a bit here love.

Always enjoyed schooling. Fire away.

First, you can go to the aikido dojo, deal on the mat with the menz,

First wrong assumption. There are plenty of women who attend.

but never, EVER win, with a bunch of females. They will always, kick your ass.

Second wrong assumption.

So, this is where I must warn you, school you as a reminder - dont bite off more than you can chew?

Third wrong assumption.

Dont pick a fight with someone, when its guaranteed you will lose? Always outnumbered - yes?

Fourth wrong assumption, and just pure ignorance. You have no concept of the reality in regards to guarantees or losing or being outnumbered.

Now I, have myself, taken on five of the menz around here, at once, and they all - never, ever engaged in that mess, again.

You really do live off in la-la land, don't you?

A woman with a sword is a deadly thing.

More delusion. You've watched Kill Bill one to many times. If you are referring to You with a sword, that Would be a deadly thing. You'd be be-headed in around a second or two, depending on if one wanted to sever your head completely, or perform elegantly, and leave just a bit of skin holding it on. Proper etiquette dictates one leave the head only partially severed, as you don't want it rolling or bouncing up to the Emperor. Thus, the final minute movement to sever the skin.

So, just, back away from the nonsense and spare yourself, ok? *grins*

Didn't seem like a very good teaching. Try again.

[datura]

Kris - what is really bothering you? Cause none of this drivel you've posted is about the folks mentioned - its all about you.

[redspiderlily]

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That was rude.

Please. Spare me your false sentimentality.

I am not sure how I got into the conversation as I don't say much here, these days....

True, most of your gossip doesn't occur, Here.

I do have a question, though Kris, how do you know who is gossiping if you are not somehow taking part?

Have you never just observed?

So you've seen me gossiping somewhere recently and it's bothering you. Why is that? And are you sure you aren't mistaken? I've been pretty much keeping to myself lately.

And no I wasn't feigning sentimentality....Your comments were rude and unnecessary.

I am a little confused as to where they came from still, but no matter, I've said what I had to say on the matter.
Have a good night.

[redspiderlily]

[Zamurito]

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Interesting...I thought Maiv and I were conversing.

Love how it comes back to me; I'm concerned, I'm bothered, yadda, yadda.

You (as in all of you mentioned, but most everyone) gossip. Admit it. Recognizing and admitting to yourself that you have an issue is the first step.

I'd be curious if anyone knew why I discussed it in the first place.

Ah well...Life Moves On....

Sash!

z

[datura]

Gossiping about Gossiping.......

Kris, if it makes you feel any better, no one has found you important enough to talk about lately. So no worries.

[datura]

So you've seen me gossiping somewhere recently and it's bothering you. Why is that? And are you sure you aren't mistaken? I've been pretty much keeping to myself lately.

And no I wasn't feigning sentimentality....Your comments were rude and unnecessary.

I am a little confused as to where they came from still, but no matter, I've said what I had to say on the matter.
Have a good night.

Personally, I think Kris just missed us and wanted some attention, thats all. He needed it, in some manner. *snerk*

[Zamurito]

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Come now.

I know that those (mentioned) cannot crap, tap or slap without a daily dose of your resident (guru) guidance counselor. An E-mail or PM a day keeps all those Fears at bay, right?

“Krissy was rude to me, what do I do?” “River is at it again, shall we ignore her?” "Erik is this and that..."

If you can’t make it through a day without guidance on the most trivial decisions, what makes you think you can gossip without proper Leadership??

Now, that’s why I’ve decided to open my new school!

The Abiding Non-Dual Awareness School for Ubiquitous Singularity of Consciousness.

Don’t let those big words scare you though. They came from my two favorite Gurus’ and they don’t even know what they mean.

Now this school covers many items, but in your case we’d best start with Gossip 101.

This course will be taught by a certified Gossipologist, my Double.

We will work one-one-one, channeling my Double through Gnosis to your deepest, darkest days of gossip. How, when, what, where and why did it all start? It’s very intense though. It’s like your assemblage point is on steroids!

Now, once we get past the basics of why you’re so fucked up, we’ll move on to Gossip 201, which dives straight into the abiding non-dual awareness of gossip, or better known as the not-doing of gossip.

Now, I know what you are thinking. “Well, gee, let’s just not-do gossip!” No, no, doesn’t work that way. You can’t just quit cold-turkey like that. As fucked up as you are? You’d probably keel right over on the spot, and then sue me for failing to ‘fix’ you in your next life.

Yes, in Gossip 201, we dive right in to the whole non-dual awareness, objective/subjective reasons of why you’re such a loathsome asshole, have no self confidence and are a gossip monger in the first place.

Of course this can only be done in Dreaming, with a sharp movement of the assemblage point. No worries on accomplishing this movement spur of the moment; I’ll take care of that for you. (I can reveal how I do this; ya’ll may steal my copy written trademarks.)

Oh yes, we’ll journey back in past lives, yadda yadda. This brings to mind a good tale of one gossiping motherfucker. We jumped in our Doubles (mine has a V-8, btw,) and took off back to the year of 1407. Come to find out that this woman I was with was really a little boy in Greece. Through the next lifetime or two, this little boy went through many transitions, from dressing up as a woman to finally getting a sex change to a man. Another lifetime or two, and he started somersaulting through the unknown bardos of life and death as a woman. This is when the gossip started. You see, come to find out, or shall I say, come to figure out; this woman had penis-envy! Thus the gossip; especially about men. She wanted to be a man again! To make a long story shorter, I’ll cut to the chase.

We cured the gossip. (I can’t tell you how; you have to take the course.) She is still a psychotic suicidal lesbian with penis envy, but that’s not my gig.

Now, Gossip 301 we take the summersault of the unknown to the future. Of course since you’ve taken my course (in the present) you are now a right fine individual, (in the future,) and we usually just hang out in Amsterdam, (Cuz it’s where all the cool non-gossipers hang,) communicating telepathically in regards to the ubiquitous singularity of consciousness as well as which came first, the chicken or the egg. We look back at your relative life, analyzing the objective and subjective, analyzing just how fucked up you were before my course.

Gossip 401 you’ll have to make it on your own in Dreaming and meet with me. If you can accomplish this then you obviously aren’t gossiping anymore like the worthless piece of shit you once were. We still swing on in to Amsterdam, as I like the good ganja on the astral level, but move further. We move to other worlds, worlds that vibrate at a much higher frequency. This advanced course is only mentioned to show you what you can accomplish by quitting such a nasty habit as gossiping.

Doesn’t that make you want to sign up?

Gonz, you want in on this school? You can be the headmaster. …and no, if you agree, you can’t spend all your time at the Budweiser plant in the astral at the Gossip 301 level course.

z

[datura]

Translation = blah blah gurus and women.

Is there anything else, you would like to discuss, Kris?

[datura]

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[redspiderlily]

Is there anything else, you would like to discuss, Kris?